If gifting really is your vibe
Don’t waste your money on random stuff
We’ve made it really easy to decide
Just use this registry and it’ll be enough

Otherwise if you couldn’t be bothered
But still want to burn your money
We’d be super blessed and honoured
If you help us celebrate the moon of honey

But keep in mind and never fret
If you just bring yourself
We’d be far from upset

Just wear all black to look good
Spend a night and a day
Come eat the free food
And dance the night away